good times!

portrait of an artist as a young man

weapon of choice

jude law

umm, here is jude law's signiature, as captured on a PDA while working for creative in london. he was very nice and down-to-earth. and tall and handsome.

oiexpansion

please welcome the newest addition to the oiempire:

advance praise for oimattdavey.com:

'at the same time, irreverent and perverse' - Larry King, CNN

'must be stopped' - David Suzuki

'this type of 'blog' is exactly what's wrong with today's internet' - The Guardian

'a doi doi doi' - Matt Davey

hey, i'm back

hey posse, i've got a new camera, so i'm finally up bustin' some pics, and will be blogging like a champ.

up on the block:

1) Going to NYC for a few days. I miss my fiancée very much and am helping her move her stuff back up to Toronto. She will be moving back end of May. Very excited to be living in the same city again.

2) Gearing up for the ZEROZERO bike sale/building bonanza. 6 bikes selling for $500. Semi-custom, fillet-brazed frames builds, no fork or paint. Taking place the month of July.

3) Finishing off two frames for mid-May. Very excited. Twins!

4) Finishing off two his and hers folding bikes. Mine is a fake Bianchi with very fast 20 x 1 3/8 wheels. Might go with Magura hydraulic brakes on mine. Hers is a little more regular.

5) Finishing off my Rocky Mountain 'Fusion' reno. New 38mm Columbus 'Life' DT, Columbus 'Neuron' SS, under CS U-brake, super-cool wishbone. Due date on that is June 1. Finally a ride that fits!

6) Starting cyclo-cross bike team.

blank dogs

all i listen to now is this man, he can tell me no wrong.

DIY

DIY:

-build your own bikes
-paint your own skateboards
-look good

photo stolen from alex, innit.

you can't spell 'fuck this shit' without 'ttc'

the backbone of any great city is its transit system. and toronto's transit system is as strong as toothpaste. it is the worst transit system i've ever been on. ever. (e.n. this was an unfinished post from december. i couldn't finish it because it wound me up too much. i really fucking hate the ttc X a million.)

k. harring

happy birthday

what a fucking shitty year.

i'm not even going to get into it.

rule of thumb:

if your 'MASI' was built after the 'MASI' shown below, it's (most very very probably) a piece of fucking rubbish. sorry to break it to you. the 'MASI' of today has NOTHING to do with the 'MASI' of yesterday. yesterday's 'MASI' made ferraris. today's 'MASI' can't fucking drive.

anyways. the domain 'oitofu.com' was registered a year ago on the 4th. happy 1st birthday, you stupid fucking 0's and 1's and URL.

new year's resolution #8: be MORE angry and hateful. i've already quit smoking (soooo easy, BTW. smoking: was cool, now for chumps. quit you stupid suicidal fuck!), so i have to resolve to do more shitty things before i die.






i've put you on notice!